1. High school is essentially the bargain bin of boys. You get what you pay for, no refunds or exchanges.
2. Life is too short not to order the chocolate cake.
3. Butter makes everything delicious, a two year old will eat anything if you drown it in ketchup and when in doubt, put on bright red lipstick.
4. The only friends worth having are those you would trust your Porsche and your Tiffanys with.
5. No matter what, your mother is always the best cook.
6. Never buy a dress or date a boy that needs altering.
7. It's fine to spend all day in your pyjamas, but people who wear crocs have given up on life.
8. Coffee is not a substitute for sleep.
9. Never understimate knitting grandmas. It's frickin' impossible to knit.
10. A man should always walk curbside, open doors, offer his jacket, wear his wedding ring and pay for the first date. We have to go through labour and PMS.
11. You're only in love when you can hang out with someone as if you were hanging out by yourself: air-guitaring and bad karaoke included.
12. Don't listen to the critics. There's nothing better than a chick flick on a lazy Saturday night.
13. Don't kid yourself. Everyone likes ballroom dancing.
14. The best cure for a cold is ramen noodles.
15. The Devil really does wear Prada.
16. Real women eat steak.
17. You're never too young or too old to dye your hair bright red.
18. Any good Korean can fix anything with ginseng and chicken soup.
19. Quick-dry nail polish never dries quickly
20. We gotta work together. None of us gets out of this alive.
1 comment:
Some wonderful lessons, Soli!
Especially 5 and 6.
I wonder if the Devil enjoys stiletto races?
Terrific wisdom and wit here.
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