Mood: starving
Listening to: 'How Will I Know?' by Keke Palmer
Hungry for: pasta...still...
1. Eating like a pig
2. Talking about stuff you probably shouldn't talk about in public, like the gory details of leg-shaving.
3. Having the appetite of a half-starved man
4. Yawning really obviously (I don't get how that's rude. It's a normal human thing)
5. Passing gas in public (which is also another completely normal human thing)
6. Not responding to compliments correctly - 'Baby, I know' is probably not the best way to go (joking. I don't actually say that...unless drunk or otherwise intoxicated)
7. Pretending to be drunk (really handy way to get out of an awkward conversation)
8. Arguing really angrily about really petty things (can't help it - this is Lady Renegade we're talking about)
9. Not responding to insults correctly - 'Your makeup makes you look like a clown' is normally followed by 'Your mum makes you look anorexic'. Which is probably a surefire way to get in detention, so don't follow my example.
10. Singing really loudly and off-key in public - in my defense, I don't sing off-key. Not in my defence, I sing so horribly it doesn't really matter what key I sing anyway.
3 comments:
"The gory details of leg-shaving" are probably VERY lady-like compared to some of the things you COULD talk about!
Haha!
I walk with my dad in public.
here in australia leg-shaving is one of the unavoideable unspeakeables - you're a loser if you don't succumb to the razor by your thirteenth birthday but you're also a loser if you blab about it.
but i don't care. it's a surefire way to stop boys snooping in on your conversations - mention 'PMS' or 'i forgot to shave my legs!' and they all run away :P
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