You know what I think? I think most people think that staring is rude, but if you're fat, wearing makeup, ugly, Asian, old, or wearing sunnies, it's somehow okay.
You know what I think? I think it's hypocritical when people say 'don't parade around your English prize, it might make other people feel bad', but yet they let race winners and sports prize winners parade around their flashy trophies in my face. I mean, and they were worried that my dinky little medallion would make them cry.
You know what I think? I think it's funny when people realize you're Asian, or an academic, they immediately talk to you as if you're disabled.
You know what I think? I think that movies make a big mistake of making it like boys like weird girls. I mean, I am living proof that that is not true.
You know what I think? I think people think that I made some illicit deal with a criminal gang to gain my talents, instead of being born with them like they would assume if I had other gifts.
You know what I think? Justin Bieber and all the rest always squint their eyes a little when they're 'smouldering'. So, really, all Asians are like, permanently sexy, 100% of the time.
You know what I think? I think that the best song in the world is Wavin' Flag. Airplanes is a very close second.
You know what I think? I think I live for life.
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