Dear Hayden

Dear Hayden,

This outfit is fail in absolutely every aspect. Let's start from the top.

Well, for starters, you've got a gorgeous cute-as-pie fiancee walking beside you, and at this point in time she probably doesn't even want to know you, let alone marry you. Rachel Bilson is one of the style icons of the century - she never has a hair out of place. She always gets it right. Yet she's about to marry someone who's just got it so, so wrong.

Look at your hair. Kevin Rudd gets away with the puffy side part - you don't. You're way too young and hot and drop dead sexy.

And then there's the shirt. It's a nice colour on you, but the cutting is utter fail. It's way too low - what are you trying to do? Show off C-cup cleavage? And your chest hair is poking through. That's disgusting. In Star Wars you didn't have chest hair - why change that now? Borrow Rachel's razor.

And the sleeves are way too tight - in fact, the whole thing is too tight. You look like you're a female gymanst on her way to the Olympics. And it's far too short. What kind of guy wears a shirt that ends at the navel, especially with such low cut pants? I don't know where guys get the idea from, but three inches of blandly visible underpants is just not a sexy look.

And what is with that horrible vest thing? It's the most dreadful colour, and I have no idea what it's for. Life jackets? They belong on the water, honey. I don't think it scores many points for buoyancy, but you'll scare all the sharks away, that's for sure. And then the straps dive in to your pants to who-knows where...what were you thinking? To save our eyes from permanent damage, we insist you shop under Rachel's constant supervision from now on.

But before we get to your pants, lets look at the item in your hand. It's a cigarette. You are Anakin Skywalker, for crying out loud. Half the male population looks up to you and half the female population drools over you. What kind of example are you setting with a cigarette in your hand? It's just not cool anymore. And I don't know how Rachel willingly kisses you - smokers stink in every sense.

And then we look at the thing in your other hand - it looks like a blue diaper. It's hanging over the top of your pants. Grow up.

Your pants aren't actually that bad - but the belt is godawful. It's stiffer than a slab of concrete and probably just as flexible. How can you wear such a contraption with jeans? No, no, no, no, no. The pants themselves hang too low down on your waist - you don't look manly at all. You look like you have an hourglass figure. You just look like a too-tall, too-hairy girl.

Your shoes are incredibly boring - which means they're not hideous, but still, they're dull. So dull.

I fail to understand how someone as hot as you can look so bad. Sure, you can't act for shit, but that doesn't detract away from the fact that, normally, you look drop-dead gorgeous. You look good as a Jedi, so try and look good without a stylist throwing clothes at you. Please. For all our sakes. I think Padme just turned in her grave.

P.S PEOPLE THIS IS A JOKE. DON'T TAKE IT SERIOUSLY!!!!

my sister and I were surfing the net together and we had a good laugh at this pic. I just wrote this for fun. So chillax, and back away from the f word.