...well, I'm just gonna go ahead and say them.
1. Muscle overload is gross.
Guys seriously overestimate how much muscle girls like. I mean seriously the bodybuilder thing is NOT A COOL LOOK. IT'S GROSS.
2. Prissiness is a huge turn-off.
It's okay to steal your girlfriend's concealer every once in a while. But having your own foundation, concealer, powder and eyeliner is just plain weird.
3. We're not sport obsessed.
Telling your date the 100 greatest soccer goals ever kicked by me is a surefire way to make sure she'll NEVER call back again...even if she does like sport.
4. We'll steal your clothes. Get over it.
Guys sweatshirts look so cool with skinny jeans...
5. Men's perfume stinks.
Those god-awful deodorants that smell like something you'll find in an unflushed toilet...you actually think we like them!?
7. Gross is not the new attractive.
Never was. Never will be.
8. Never suggest to tone down the wedding.
It has the same effects as calling it off.
9. You are her slave.
Yes, that's right.
10. Chest hair is godawful.
Pubescent boys always seem to bemoan the fact that they don't have chest hair. Don't. The gorrilla look is hideous.
Oh, by the way, if you're a guy and you didn't like that last point, I don't care. Guys don't shave anything except their face - even that is optional - wherelse girls have to be virtually hair free. So I don't have to like your orangutan fuzz.
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