Now Playing: What Makes You Beautiful by One Direction (being the way that you are is enough)
#431: Sleep deprivation. Makes me regress into early childhood. And giggle at absolutely everything.
#432: For the love of peace, my loveable motherfucker, I was only stretching!
#433: English speech. Shaky.
#434: STOP PUTTING PAPER IN MY TEA WOMAN!!!!
#435: Such is the power of lace that it doesn't even matter if nobody sees it but you.
#436: I don't know if I can accurately describe the exquisite agony of getting apple cider vinegar in a papercut.
#437: Today was not the day to forget my leaver's jumper. Freaking. Cold.
#438: I am an English student, not a standup comedian. This was assessed work, not some joke. Don't you dare heckle me ever again.
#439: ATAR predictions. The world's biggest scam.
#440: Breakfast with the boss cancelled. We're all heartbroken.
#441: I believe you now.
#442: I haven't had oysters in aaaaaaages. Not that I really need them, you know, but...
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