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#104: I love the way my hair feels after I've washed it with oatmeal. I...don't think many people can say that.
#105: My baby cousin on durian: JEEEEE SOOOOOO JIE JIE!!!! SAAAAAI GOOOOO MAAAAA!!! Mmmmmmmmm!!!! Yuuuuummmy!!!!!! Veeeerrrry niiiiiiiice!!!!! (durian is so freaking delicious it makes me mess up my words. It makes a two year old incomprehensible.)
#106: 'I want you to sit down next to him and talk to him.' Not happening, Claire, not freaking happening.
#107: Horrible Histories!!!!
#108: Shorter girls have better curves. True story.
#109: My friend calls me James. I call her Ryan. Boys names have more character.
#110: Swore that I would make colloidal oatmeal after taking far too long washing normal oats of my hair. Took one look at the blender. Changed my mind.
#111: I love how boys think that cuticle nippers and eyelash curlers are medieval torture devices
...More to come.