Now Playing: 'Stand and Deliver' by Adam & The Ants
#112: Cristy calls me Aspasia. I don't know whether to be honoured or offended.
#113: Non sequiteurs
#114: Cristy's Stumpy Song
#115: My hands are tied, but my eyes are open
#116: Being provocative is like being proactive, only infinitely more efficient
#117: The coolest guy has a little bottle of cologne in his locker.
#118: Economics. Don't get it, but I can construct a history argument based on it.
#119: My fluffy little Ewok with halitosis
#120: I've always found it hilarious that I get on just fine with the math teacher's son
...More to come.