Now Playing: Moving to Mars by Coldplay
#253: Why is feminine hygiene always right next to family planning? Why?
#254: Dear baby Elaine: Stay crazy! (and don't you dare lose that cute British accent)
#255: This is ball all over again. I knew I wasn't invited.
#256: Hey sexy? Seriously? No. Just no.
#257: Cat and mouse. If you seriously think the only thing wrong with the school is the fact I wear tights with shorts...well...
#258: Lonely hearts club ;P
#259: Pain is profound, and humbling in its intensity.
#260: Teapot + Locker = FAIL
#261: Why are you so *unbelievably* unimaginative???
#262: Gap year, anyone?